I like:
[harry potter.] [sherlock holmes bbc.] [doctor who.] [the vampire diaries.] [buffy the vampire slayer.] [supernatural.] [avatar: the last airbender.] [legend of korra]. [misfits.] [instant star.] [nikita.] [glee.] [nerdfighteria.] [john green.] [hank green.] [hunger games.] [21 jump street.] [the avengers.] [inception.] [paramore.] [panic! at the disco.] [30 seconds to mars.] [actual cannibal shia labeouf.] [pokémon.] [starkid.] [mock the week.]


I write, when I don't have writer's block. I draw when I don't have - er, drawer's block? I'm ecstatic and depressed, obsessed and uninterested, beautiful and the ugliest girl you've ever seen. I'm an oxymoron in and of myself, and my favorite band of all time is The Hectic Glow. I have officially been Sorted in Slytherin.



"Or perhaps in Slytherin,
you'll make real friends,
those cunning folk will use any means,
to achieve their ends."



 

neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE





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cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

(Source: solarcomplexities)

orelpuppington:

isn’t it funny how people say ‘grilled cheese’ instead of ‘grilled cheese sandwich’? you could be talking about an actual piece of grilled che

i stopped typing because i realized that this is the single most worthless post ever conceived 

(Source: augutsy)

sschol:

georgewbushofficial:

imagine getting drafted into war and seeing your internet buddy there

"holy shit, is that you, bongfucker666?"

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

i would have no use for this

there’s not a reason in the world i could ever come up with to use this product

but i want it

(Source: teknolojimanya)